I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Randomize
