i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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