Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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