never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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