she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I need a burrito and a hug.
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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