Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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