well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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