I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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