We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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