How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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