my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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