the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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