"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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