just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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