after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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