If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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