Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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