nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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