why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
