I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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