Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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