Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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