why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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