Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(623): View more from Arizona

just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"

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(904): View more from Florida

ID DO HER

(1-904): View more from Florida

SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK

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(714): View more from California

I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis

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(785): View more from Kansas

I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.

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(239): View more from Florida

so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair

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(815): View more from Illinois

At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here

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(716): View more from New York

He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.

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