You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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