My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You can't motorboat a personality
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
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My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical