I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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