it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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