did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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