therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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