youre lurking in front of me
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
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