what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Randomize
