So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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