ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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