He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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