i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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