If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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