Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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