elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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