do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
