I don't think brook has ever known best
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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