You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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