would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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