I'm passing your future prison.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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