So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Who died my cat blue again?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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