In the future we'll all be gay
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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