If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Can I color on your dick again?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Randomize