I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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