6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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