dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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