It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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