Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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