My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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