Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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